"Why I left Facebook"

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  1. Goobz
    Goobz
    13 tundi tagasi

    Mark is upgrading from an Android to a Deviant, look at his emotions.

  2. Mr Xdgeworth
    Mr Xdgeworth
    Päev tagasi

    3:22

  3. Xalraroz
    Xalraroz
    Päev tagasi

    VR Chat all over again

  4. niddg viiut
    niddg viiut
    Päev tagasi

    awkwardness

  5. Laxhoop 2525
    Laxhoop 2525
    Päev tagasi

    This is the start of the beginning. The elites want to prepare us for living in VR spaces that look nice, while we live in pods IRL, and we have to pay exorbitant monthly fees for both.

  6. Seruma Zhepii
    Seruma Zhepii
    2 päeva tagasi

    EMG? So only selective people can use it. Even EEG cant work for evreyone. Not forgetting how difficult it is to attach those type of wires on the right spots too. XD I prob will remove my facebook account when this releases.

  7. Monte Madness
    Monte Madness
    2 päeva tagasi

    facebook nft

  8. Noodly Boio
    Noodly Boio
    2 päeva tagasi

    10:13 Mark would have to be pretty paranoid to tape his webcam, I guess you could say he's a... paranoid android

  9. Andrei Ivanov
    Andrei Ivanov
    2 päeva tagasi

    among us

  10. Messier_82
    Messier_82
    2 päeva tagasi

    I feel sad that the self-aware sweet baby ray's joke that Mark made flew over Pyro's head

  11. Lucas Antonio Waymann Campos
    Lucas Antonio Waymann Campos
    2 päeva tagasi

    6 years later, meta gained conciousness and attacked, releasing nuclear weapons and killing 3 billion people, survivors called it "Judgment day"

  12. Norathedripdog
    Norathedripdog
    2 päeva tagasi

    Meta in polish mean finish line

  13. J F
    J F
    3 päeva tagasi

    is this guy a lesbian?

  14. Mr. Pothos Swag
    Mr. Pothos Swag
    3 päeva tagasi

    Does this sweet young blonde woman have a husband? :^)

  15. hen ko
    hen ko
    3 päeva tagasi

    awkwardness

  16. Michael Potter30
    Michael Potter30
    3 päeva tagasi

    I found Population one actually really fun.

  17. OldSaiker
    OldSaiker
    3 päeva tagasi

    A warm thanks to the many members of the Merchant's Guild

  18. John Lime
    John Lime
    3 päeva tagasi

    Mark is gonna be so fucking self conscious if he sees this...lol

  19. Monkechamp
    Monkechamp
    4 päeva tagasi

    I feel like Pyro isn’t real also. He called Ranch “Ranch sauce”

    1. hen ko
      hen ko
      3 päeva tagasi

      1:57 i couldnt stop laughing at this xDD YES U ARE FUNNY xDDDD

  20. niduoe stre
    niduoe stre
    4 päeva tagasi

    I can’t get over how we don’t even consider him human anymore we just “watch him function” 😭😭😭😭

    1. Art Vandelay
      Art Vandelay
      10 tundi tagasi

      Stolen comment

  21. Brandon Govreau
    Brandon Govreau
    4 päeva tagasi

    Why doesn't face punch studios just Sue Mark Zuckerberg for ripping off Garry's mod

  22. Brandon Govreau
    Brandon Govreau
    4 päeva tagasi

    Jesus Christ was Mark zuckerberg's parents old enough to be his grandparents or something and they didn't up-to-date him with technology how has he never heard of virtual reality already existing

  23. Brandon Govreau
    Brandon Govreau
    4 päeva tagasi

    I am a theory that Mark Zuckerberg is actually a time traveler from the future he's a robot and he's glitching because he used to run on faster internet from the future but he has to deal with lower spec internet that causes him to massively malfunction he used his preloaded data to manipulate the past to make a more prosperous future I believe some humans from the future and some robots of the future are a secret government that makes the world more high-tech to prevent world wars and the accidentally brought a pandemic with them from the future

    1. Brandon Govreau
      Brandon Govreau
      4 päeva tagasi

      @niduoe stre now I'm a man I am not the person you're talking about

    2. niduoe stre
      niduoe stre
      4 päeva tagasi

      Me'a

  24. ArtistCH74
    ArtistCH74
    4 päeva tagasi

    You ought to dump Instagram. Facebook owns that rubbish platform too.

  25. ダークジャスティス
    ダークジャスティス
    4 päeva tagasi

    Thanks for the subtitles, bro. You're now on par with Internet Historian in terms of pandering to completely deaf goldfish like me.

  26. Aidan 823
    Aidan 823
    4 päeva tagasi

    This is gonna turn into SAO shit

  27. HourLearn
    HourLearn
    4 päeva tagasi

    Meta means death in Hebrew. Not only is Facebook a coverer of Truth, it is quilty of racist oppression. Intension is to Spirit like marrow is to bone. There is no escape from yourSelf. Time is the greatest of all snitches. Time will tell because Time must tell. "Company before country." ~ Mark Zuckerberg

  28. ningguangie
    ningguangie
    4 päeva tagasi

    Meta literally means base in baseball in my language-

  29. MᴀᴛᴛʏᎡᴇᴅƊɪᴄᴇ
    MᴀᴛᴛʏᎡᴇᴅƊɪᴄᴇ
    5 päeva tagasi

    I Can't Imagine An EMP Blowing Besides Mark.

  30. Ryan Fixx
    Ryan Fixx
    5 päeva tagasi

    I'd like to imagine the prop guys setting up the living room while Mark is sitting on the couch in stand by mode they run outta props and just steal some dude on lunch breaks A&W sause as a prop

  31. Eltorro Audi RSQ Yuri
    Eltorro Audi RSQ Yuri
    5 päeva tagasi

    1:57 i couldnt stop laughing at this xDD YES U ARE FUNNY xDDDD

  32. Clay
    Clay
    5 päeva tagasi

    "it's so untrue just anything he says it just comes across it's so disingenuous" you can say the same about any e3 or game awards but most don't because zack has bad opticies and e3 or game awards have good opticies people are so fake

  33. Daniel Oviedo
    Daniel Oviedo
    5 päeva tagasi

    Alright Mr. Massey, but tell us what happened to pyrocella

  34. UsedColouringBook
    UsedColouringBook
    5 päeva tagasi

    Oh my friggin chromosomes, the Zootsuit himself half blinks.

  35. Trashbiaiopenap
    Trashbiaiopenap
    5 päeva tagasi

    Me'a

  36. CryoKat
    CryoKat
    6 päeva tagasi

    gotta love thedoo in vrchat

  37. doliio volay
    doliio volay
    6 päeva tagasi

    Pyro: I’m straight Also Pyro: wears that fucking sweater

  38. Callum Evans
    Callum Evans
    6 päeva tagasi

    Facebook aint even trying to not be creepy anymore

  39. Smug Luca
    Smug Luca
    6 päeva tagasi

    One word could summarize Marks whole thing on vr stuff:"VRCHAT"

  40. HAMSTY THE HAMSTER
    HAMSTY THE HAMSTER
    6 päeva tagasi

    that vr game is actually rly good its for oculus quest and its called opulation one

  41. Urth of the New Sun
    Urth of the New Sun
    6 päeva tagasi

    Shout out to Fable II. That game rocked.

  42. dixxie sucs
    dixxie sucs
    6 päeva tagasi

    So.... it's just vrchat then?

  43. Zark Muckerberg
    Zark Muckerberg
    6 päeva tagasi

    Roblox metaverse>>>>>>

  44. abbsnn cose
    abbsnn cose
    6 päeva tagasi

    Wow, I can't believe that with the power of technology, I can finally talk to and interact with people. Thank you, robot lizard man.

  45. Tilo
    Tilo
    6 päeva tagasi

    2:19 pyro peggy fan 😱

  46. Eaglet
    Eaglet
    6 päeva tagasi

    Vr mark looks more human than irl mark

  47. Noah Invero
    Noah Invero
    7 päeva tagasi

    No porn was mentioned, this looks like shit

  48. Aharan R
    Aharan R
    7 päeva tagasi

    Why does it look Mark was dubbed by Himself?

  49. Retro Reviews Movies
    Retro Reviews Movies
    7 päeva tagasi

    Zuckerberg: (breathes) Everyone: *HE’S AN ALIEN*

  50. An Amusing Idiot
    An Amusing Idiot
    7 päeva tagasi

    Bottle of sweet baby rays up there. This could be a smoked meats reference.

  51. tako
    tako
    7 päeva tagasi

    Pyro you should do a final follow up video to all the Jake Paul and Logan Paul videos you've made in the past and do a final thought on where they are now, what they're doing and what their overall difference from them before and them now and how the society of today sees them en masse, e.g: "the way the acted before and the way they act now, how has it changed?"

  52. seiom jvony
    seiom jvony
    7 päeva tagasi

    smoking some Brisket"

  53. Violet Biggs
    Violet Biggs
    7 päeva tagasi

    Fakebook is run by the CIA. Look it up.

  54. yuki.
    yuki.
    7 päeva tagasi

    TLDW; mark wants to make gmod in vr but with nfts (CRINGE!!!)

  55. blueish
    blueish
    7 päeva tagasi

    5:11 yo zuck, ever heard of vr chat

  56. Edd
    Edd
    7 päeva tagasi

    Fun fact: "meta" (μετά) is actually a greek word that means "after"

  57. Raed Brahem
    Raed Brahem
    7 päeva tagasi

    lmao the wheeze at 3:37 had me dying

  58. KK22x22
    KK22x22
    7 päeva tagasi

    Day 4 of asking pyro to play crosscode

  59. 15firekid
    15firekid
    7 päeva tagasi

    I guess vr chat doesn't exist?

  60. Gingabed
    Gingabed
    8 päeva tagasi

    VR chat is so much better than this.

  61. CasualGamer
    CasualGamer
    8 päeva tagasi

    I found it incredibly pretentious that they named themselves to Meta. They seem to think themselves the most important company on the Internet. Zuckerberg is just a man that's scared to become obsolete.

  62. coomie
    coomie
    8 päeva tagasi

    Mark Zucc from Storymode!?!!?!!???!!?,?!?!

  63. All About Stupid
    All About Stupid
    8 päeva tagasi

    Mark looks like a Ken Doll.

  64. Scurvy McChisel
    Scurvy McChisel
    8 päeva tagasi

    He isn’t being self aware, he is deflecting. If everyone thinks he is a robot then no one will realise he is a lizard.

  65. The Cruzader
    The Cruzader
    8 päeva tagasi

    Allegations: they changed into meta because of the metaverse from popular kids game roblox

  66. Toydont
    Toydont
    8 päeva tagasi

    Oh yeah I forgot you existed

  67. floppaman
    floppaman
    8 päeva tagasi

    Go to Rann city sees guard fucking his homie yay normal day rhythm of dalily life

  68. Sam C
    Sam C
    8 päeva tagasi

    mark is becoming a syth.

  69. Samuel Howe
    Samuel Howe
    8 päeva tagasi

    Furry

  70. CreatorOblivion
    CreatorOblivion
    8 päeva tagasi

    So glad to see a more "you" video again. This was so funny and entertaining Pyro Glad to have you back

  71. fancyclown
    fancyclown
    8 päeva tagasi

    literally the wired from lain

  72. Travis Vandervort
    Travis Vandervort
    8 päeva tagasi

    I’m the one thousandth comment.

  73. Xtreme Games
    Xtreme Games
    8 päeva tagasi

    They say a comedian dies every time pyro makes a meme impression.

  74. sotuur aeei
    sotuur aeei
    8 päeva tagasi

    facebook of all companies is in charge is massive The fact that the comments beneath the youtube video explaining metaverse are turned off says enough

  75. Meme Extreme
    Meme Extreme
    8 päeva tagasi

    Pyro we get it but we all know that “unsubscribed glitch” is mad bullshit.

  76. No One
    No One
    8 päeva tagasi

    Tbh if you see shit like that, you being a english speaking fly would grant you a nobel prize

  77. Elite Klavin
    Elite Klavin
    8 päeva tagasi

    FACEBOOK LEAVES FACEBOOK

    1. sotuur aeei
      sotuur aeei
      8 päeva tagasi

      say what you will but pop 1 is pretty fun

  78. the re evolver
    the re evolver
    8 päeva tagasi

    hi pyro, u lied!

  79. Fayyadh Haque
    Fayyadh Haque
    9 päeva tagasi

    3:11 ZUCC be carrying that cake Tho...

  80. Stinky Whizzleteats
    Stinky Whizzleteats
    9 päeva tagasi

    Mark Zuckerberg us what we call "The soulless one."

  81. Mistah Fox
    Mistah Fox
    9 päeva tagasi

    Remember, Facebook's Metaverse is most likely a minimum effort ploy to get the copyright for a metaverse before any other company or private individual can make one... Also just play VR Chat, it (probably) isn't owned by evil lizard piloted mech suits.

  82. Vex2not
    Vex2not
    9 päeva tagasi

    They turned a robot into cg

  83. Jakon
    Jakon
    9 päeva tagasi

    Why does he say “the furries”? Shouldn’t it be “we furries”?

  84. Peeper Chonk
    Peeper Chonk
    9 päeva tagasi

    groomercynical

  85. NEONCATBRO GAMING
    NEONCATBRO GAMING
    9 päeva tagasi

    The morgz mum line made me fucking cackle

  86. BakedBanana
    BakedBanana
    9 päeva tagasi

    oh?

  87. Derp
    Derp
    9 päeva tagasi

    I love how these new 'social' apps that keep coming out actually make people less social lol. I deleted Facebook back in April and it was the best decision I've ever made for my mental health.

    1. Derp
      Derp
      2 päeva tagasi

      @Arthur Luzhnov I never had those to begin with except EEpulse, and It definitely wouldn't hurt to limit my use on here too lol

    2. Arthur Luzhnov
      Arthur Luzhnov
      2 päeva tagasi

      Now get rid of Instagram, Snapchat, Twitter, Reddit and EEpulse and you’ll reach complete bliss

    3. T -
      T -
      7 päeva tagasi

      Same here, never felt better

  88. KingTurtle5
    KingTurtle5
    9 päeva tagasi

    8:05 bro that's literally one of the far cry 6 libertad npcs

  89. Ernas 343
    Ernas 343
    9 päeva tagasi

    As much one can hate facebook, at least they add facebook reacts with ranging of main 6 reactions from like and love to sad and angry for dissenting opinions, unlike today's youtube which removes dislike button

  90. Rusty Ricardo
    Rusty Ricardo
    9 päeva tagasi

    say what you will but pop 1 is pretty fun

  91. Parker Anderson
    Parker Anderson
    9 päeva tagasi

    Zucc is trying to prevent people from ever touching grass and speaking face-to-face with other human beings. This will be the rise of gamers.

  92. GoldenSkull 2000
    GoldenSkull 2000
    9 päeva tagasi

    370 have disliked this video

  93. Dondlo
    Dondlo
    9 päeva tagasi

    Touching grass insult would be on whole other dimension indeed

  94. Lord Testosterone
    Lord Testosterone
    9 päeva tagasi

    mark watched ready player one once and thought "i can do that"

  95. Sizifus
    Sizifus
    9 päeva tagasi

    Facebook got owned by Facebook, classic

  96. Luis Felip
    Luis Felip
    9 päeva tagasi

    Petscop 2?

  97. Soheil Hed
    Soheil Hed
    9 päeva tagasi

    0:55 I think some people might get confused and think they were subscribed to you LOL

  98. Thomas Pankiewicz
    Thomas Pankiewicz
    9 päeva tagasi

    bris *k e t*

  99. Party Quest
    Party Quest
    9 päeva tagasi

    why so many ppl give a shit about it? i almost quit it myself, i go there just once a week at best for five minutes... who gives a shit about me doing that?