Never Tell Me the Odds

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Never Tell Me The Odds of this happening
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  1. Scuffed Scrub
    Scuffed Scrub
    2 tundi tagasi

    Noticed jack is doing that face in thumbnails now

  2. Aldo Rivas
    Aldo Rivas
    3 tundi tagasi

    jacks editors went all out on this video

  3. MonsterSmike
    MonsterSmike
    4 tundi tagasi

    What they didn't see was the cheese took out some bugs on the way down.

  4. Squidd9
    Squidd9
    5 tundi tagasi

    Bro got disney channel editing 💀

  5. Smok
    Smok
    5 tundi tagasi

    I remember me as a kid doing a 2 dollar bet with my friends the lights turned off because the School didnt pay electricity and I flipped 2 bottles and both OF them land standing on eachother upsidedown bottle flipped it was insane they thought I was cheating so only 1 OF them believed me and gave me 2 dollars xd

  6. Angela Vasquez
    Angela Vasquez
    6 tundi tagasi

    Loooove it 😂

  7. Yeet Nation
    Yeet Nation
    6 tundi tagasi

    Ive sniped a bug with a nerf gun before, with my best friend as witness.

  8. Icy_blackops
    Icy_blackops
    6 tundi tagasi

    In the thumbnail it looks like sean constipated

  9. Barre Conder
    Barre Conder
    7 tundi tagasi

    is it weird that you are just taking to a room of 2 mill + people

  10. Sophia Craig
    Sophia Craig
    7 tundi tagasi

    THE EDITING. A M A Z I N G

  11. The History King
    The History King
    7 tundi tagasi

    The amount of editing in this video is disgusting.

  12. Snack_that_smiles_ back
    Snack_that_smiles_ back
    8 tundi tagasi

    At 6:38 that video was taken in my home town funny enough

  13. bcvbb hyui
    bcvbb hyui
    9 tundi tagasi

    so I couldn't tell anyone lol"

  14. TaterTotter
    TaterTotter
    9 tundi tagasi

    ‘Aw man the world sucks” - jacksepticeye 2021

  15. Embarrassingly Stupid Stuff
    Embarrassingly Stupid Stuff
    11 tundi tagasi

    The editing in this is a masterpiece. Well-fucking-done.

  16. H man inc Gaming
    H man inc Gaming
    13 tundi tagasi

    Never tell me the odds is a quote from Star Wars ;)

  17. Foxyworld YT
    Foxyworld YT
    14 tundi tagasi

    ⚽️->🥜🥜

  18. Foxyworld YT
    Foxyworld YT
    14 tundi tagasi

    I feel like EEpulse should make a whole comment section for the ads. Dude the ad I got on here I really wanted to comment on it

  19. Zodiac011
    Zodiac011
    14 tundi tagasi

    Editing is on steroids in this one

  20. SIV3R SCOTT
    SIV3R SCOTT
    15 tundi tagasi

    at 6:30 when jack talked about adam and eve i always thought this as a christian so to think of it everyone is related in a way

  21. ShortFinMako
    ShortFinMako
    16 tundi tagasi

    i fkn love the new editing lmao i was fkn dying

  22. Erica Rupple
    Erica Rupple
    17 tundi tagasi

    ONe time I caught somebody's stray football because it hit my face and then fell into my hands

  23. GULLWORKS LTD.
    GULLWORKS LTD.
    18 tundi tagasi

    Why do you incest on marrying twins?

  24. Tipoff Giggots
    Tipoff Giggots
    18 tundi tagasi

    9:32 God I LOVE THE SATISFACTORY MUSIC AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  25. Pichu
    Pichu
    20 tundi tagasi

    so the cool thing but also weird thing about the twins is that if twins marry twins and give birth to twins then their kids are genetically siblings

  26. GigiChoko
    GigiChoko
    20 tundi tagasi

    These types of videos make me happy just because you can see how silly humans are lol, like it brings us such simple joy when we do something that works on accident, we immediately cheer or go tell our friends I also like the new editing, it's pretty funny!

  27. Maddy Elisabeth
    Maddy Elisabeth
    23 tundi tagasi

    a few months ago I kicked a water bottle and it hit a park bench, backflipped on top of the table, and landed perfectly... and I felt amazing

  28. Nga Hang
    Nga Hang
    23 tundi tagasi

    My favourite moment in the video is this 2:30 🤣

  29. NECRONYX
    NECRONYX
    Päev tagasi

    This editing is messing with my brain, gotta take a break from Jack's stuff.

  30. Mdutton 352
    Mdutton 352
    Päev tagasi

    Hey editor, not every word Jack says needs a crazy effect or loud sound. Tone it down some

  31. mccookie2000
    mccookie2000
    Päev tagasi

    theres too much editing lol

  32. Dylsters
    Dylsters
    Päev tagasi

    7:00 “havent heard of anyone coming back to life” All the medical engineers advancements’ that actually resurrected people even when pronounced dead:

  33. Cat Saphira
    Cat Saphira
    Päev tagasi

    Is it just me or has the video editing quality gone way down? Can’t remember the last time I tried to watch such an overly edited video. Every time I start to laugh the editing takes me out of it and just get irritated.

  34. William Wallis
    William Wallis
    Päev tagasi

    When you work at subway to get through high school n college

  35. bleednout
    bleednout
    Päev tagasi

    the fx were so good lol

  36. Coon 990
    Coon 990
    Päev tagasi

    One time me and my friends were at school and I was trying to run on a wall and I ran up the wall flipped and landed the flip IM SOOOOOOOOO MAD I NEVER GOT IT ON CAMERA

  37. Kokoro Takami aka Keigo's Wife
    Kokoro Takami aka Keigo's Wife
    Päev tagasi

    6:30 All of the children have identical DNA to each other. Any one of them could commit murder and the police wouldn't know who actually did it.

  38. Leo Beltinck
    Leo Beltinck
    Päev tagasi

    He really told his editor “have fun buddy”

  39. Kooldude 136
    Kooldude 136
    Päev tagasi

    I love jack's new editor

  40. Kooldude 136
    Kooldude 136
    Päev tagasi

    Is the title a star wars reference ?!!??!?!??????????!?????

  41. Lizzy Mandile
    Lizzy Mandile
    Päev tagasi

    Why are all the comments about the editing

  42. The_Noodle_ Poodle
    The_Noodle_ Poodle
    Päev tagasi

    6:11 bruh, I’m a twin and my girlfriend is a twin. We ain’t having kid but my twin sister is dating a twin and she loves kids wtf

  43. Nicholas Carmichael
    Nicholas Carmichael
    Päev tagasi

    He blonde

  44. Sir Uoro
    Sir Uoro
    Päev tagasi

    I once did a bottle flip and it landed on the cap and stayed that way

  45. Tage Laurin
    Tage Laurin
    Päev tagasi

    Bro, why us jack talking down on himself? He just goes like omg i would have mesed that up so bad i wished mi life could be like that, even a pigeon hase a cooler life than me. Like bor are u ok?

  46. oiuet souiu
    oiuet souiu
    Päev tagasi

    placing the ball between an opponent's legs before retrieving it the other side" (also. I'm a really big fan. I've been with you before the happy wheels days)

  47. Bryan Slyter
    Bryan Slyter
    Päev tagasi

    It's like watching AFV at its most cringe. And it's only the editors fault. Chill, not everything needs an edit.

  48. itsMissMayhem
    itsMissMayhem
    Päev tagasi

    Everyone in the house heard me cracking tf up at this and wondered what was going on. Your commentary has me dying. 😂

  49. Shayla White
    Shayla White
    Päev tagasi

    One time I was in California with my cousin, we were at her house. My aunt, my cousin, and I were playing with fencing swords in the living room, I tripped over their dog that ran behind me, I did a cartwheel then a round off ending it off into a split getting them both at the end I needed help up. I remember that like it was yesterday but that was 2 years ago

  50. Inferno
    Inferno
    Päev tagasi

    9:35 gotta love the satisfactory OST

  51. youtube viewer
    youtube viewer
    2 päeva tagasi

    "I went 3 doors down" lol

  52. Ro Sheth
    Ro Sheth
    2 päeva tagasi

    “Never tell me the odds!” -Han Solo, 1980

  53. jx2mx2
    jx2mx2
    2 päeva tagasi

    I miss Jack when he wasn’t a try hard. When he wouldn’t bring up subscribing every second come on Jack you are better than this please go back to the way thing’s where

  54. Xmoe
    Xmoe
    2 päeva tagasi

    Did jacksepticeye scream at Robin this video because I feel like he's out doing himself Robin with the edits

  55. EpikKat
    EpikKat
    2 päeva tagasi

    Its called Nut meg because "nut" is short for a Latin sentence meaning "between". And Meg is like a slang/lazy version of leg or something

  56. Nebula The Alien
    Nebula The Alien
    2 päeva tagasi

    Idk how many timez I rewatched this video because I keep watching it before I go to bed but safe to say he deserved the views this is absolutely amazing

  57. Sara Deeringer
    Sara Deeringer
    2 päeva tagasi

    You want to talk about odds the guy in the geoguessr clip is one of my friends. I never expected to see him in a jack video lol 😂

  58. Trashdude
    Trashdude
    2 päeva tagasi

    Why does jack look green

  59. Rosegames
    Rosegames
    2 päeva tagasi

    The ad right before this video was "r*pe culture doesn't exist" and that really fucking upset me wtf I don't want to be on EEpulse anymore this is beyond disgusting

  60. JonHats
    JonHats
    2 päeva tagasi

    True I had landed a flashlight on a bed one of those small ones and I had gotten goggles onto a small handle

  61. Anony_Mouse
    Anony_Mouse
    2 päeva tagasi

    Mmmm dirty bean water

  62. VOID_
    VOID_
    2 päeva tagasi

    Yup I was throwing a ball A WHOLE SOCCER FIELD BECAUSE ITS WAS AFTER A GAME AND THEY FOR SOME REASON LET US PLAY AND I THREW A LITTLE BALL ACROSS THE WHOLE FIELD AND NOBODY ACCEPT MY MOM AND DAD AND BROTHER BELIEVES ME AND TILL THIS DAY NOBODY BELIEVES ME

  63. Caitlin Tilley
    Caitlin Tilley
    2 päeva tagasi

    i thought the editor did a great job, keep it up :)

  64. Bryan Wedding
    Bryan Wedding
    2 päeva tagasi

    Jack you're wishing your life was like this when you are in the high 1% of internet creators tf you talking about?!? How is that not against some serious odds?

  65. Y'ra Exal'ga S'kgs
    Y'ra Exal'ga S'kgs
    2 päeva tagasi

    And now we know why our packages show up demolished.

  66. Rozie
    Rozie
    2 päeva tagasi

    Yes Sean, let me just subscribe to this video real quick....

  67. Invited
    Invited
    2 päeva tagasi

    Like when I took the win in halo by a head shot by a few seconds

  68. David Kruhek
    David Kruhek
    2 päeva tagasi

    This is indian drama level of overediting

  69. Super Maximus
    Super Maximus
    2 päeva tagasi

    its called megging not nutmegging lol, idk why its stated as nutmegging lol

  70. James Gainvors
    James Gainvors
    2 päeva tagasi

    Bro when Jack said "you know those days when you feel like crap you're sitting in bed" I was literally doing what he was saying, just sitting in bed feeling like crap

  71. viiont eooiy
    viiont eooiy
    2 päeva tagasi

    Jack is such a nice and funny person, just wanted to say that because I smile thru his whole videos :)

  72. Mike Considine
    Mike Considine
    2 päeva tagasi

    Lellow lol

  73. Mike Considine
    Mike Considine
    2 päeva tagasi

    3:42 is funny lol

  74. sine
    sine
    2 päeva tagasi

    the tarnished mug tho..... hypeeee

  75. jv taveira lelacheur
    jv taveira lelacheur
    2 päeva tagasi

    6:30 the worst is the bible dont iven mention a daughter in. they just say "sons of eve" dind't say sons and daughter of eve

    1. jv taveira lelacheur
      jv taveira lelacheur
      2 päeva tagasi

      all man in the bible. the same if noah and the arca

  76. astr0turtle _
    astr0turtle _
    2 päeva tagasi

    Is the editing over the top or is it just me

  77. Noah Smith
    Noah Smith
    2 päeva tagasi

    he described my whole life at 2:56

  78. Ducky 237
    Ducky 237
    2 päeva tagasi

    I know this video is over a week old but I had a pretty fun coincidence this morning. Today is the release of the next JJBA part, and at my school's dining hall, I heard a song with a stand named after it in that jojo part.

  79. Julian MRGL
    Julian MRGL
    3 päeva tagasi

    in germany nutmegging is called gedönert as in the food döner kebab

  80. Takumo Kun
    Takumo Kun
    3 päeva tagasi

    OKAY OKAY LISTEN, back in Middle School like 2014, 2015 me n my childhood bsf would play soccer in our cul-de-sac after school and during the summer, she was super into soccer and I wasn't and every time she scored a shot between my legs she'd laugh and yell "Hah! Meg!" I DID NOT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANT UNTILL THIS DAY DECEMBER 1ST 2021.

  81. sub to me and you get a pet sorbet
    sub to me and you get a pet sorbet
    3 päeva tagasi

    One time I was play fork knife and there was a squad killing me And the odds are that I killed 3 of them… And the last one I no scoped them. What were the odds of that?

  82. Lucius442
    Lucius442
    3 päeva tagasi

    Bro subway is soooo much better than some Jimmie john (I know)

  83. Grimm the gacha Reaper
    Grimm the gacha Reaper
    3 päeva tagasi

    Jack all I have to say is even way before you had your own coffee brand I loved to watch your videos and ever since your coffee brand was released I thought I couldn't hate anything about you like granted I hadn't before but with this coffee you made love life again and even more

  84. ConnorH987
    ConnorH987
    3 päeva tagasi

    Hey Sean! Just for fun since you mentioned it: as the belief would have it, Adam & Eve would have procreated for many years in a literal perfect world where there was no such thing as incest, disease, genetic defects, etc. Rules would have been different for them if the story of creation were true. 🤷🏼‍♂️

  85. Diego Coutinho
    Diego Coutinho
    3 päeva tagasi

    Too many edits make the jokes weaker than they are. Leave room for natural reactions.

  86. Depravity
    Depravity
    3 päeva tagasi

    This video feels like caffeine

  87. Mr_H
    Mr_H
    3 päeva tagasi

    Okay there's just waaaaaaaaay too much edits happening. Not every second of the video has to be a youtube short. It just feels.... weird, off putting, and kinda... choppy. I mean, not to come as rude or anything, but it just... seems excessive.

  88. Crystal Levine
    Crystal Levine
    3 päeva tagasi

    iii came back to life after being dead, now you've heard it :) :') SUFFOCATED TO DEATH ON MY OWN VOMIT, (oops caps) was dead for 5 minutes, and came back to lifee

  89. Kamryn Turner
    Kamryn Turner
    3 päeva tagasi

    I hate the editing here. Some of them are good but my god is it excessive

  90. CRN Fortnite
    CRN Fortnite
    3 päeva tagasi

    There's so much energy in this video with Jack and especially the editing

  91. Caleb Krauter
    Caleb Krauter
    3 päeva tagasi

    Actually shoots himself in the face, he really would be jack septic eye XD

  92. Madeleine
    Madeleine
    3 päeva tagasi

    i actually have an odds story. so one time i was at camp while on school vacation, we do games and stuff there, one day our camp and another came together to play a soccer game, the game ended in a tie, so we had to do a shoot-off. me, having my luck was LAST to kick, and everyone either missed, or hit two shots in a row. anyway, the kid before my turn shot and didnt make the goal, everyone doubted me (not suprised), i take my kick, from the absolute OPPOSITE side of the field (why the hell not), i run, and i mean i RUN to the ball and take my kick. Guess what? i make it in at the very edge of the goal, winning our playoff match against the other team. i felt like a whole superhero after that, everybody came and surrounded me, it was a riot, so fun!

  93. gg
    gg
    3 päeva tagasi

    subway belike after that we still going to get it form the trashcan

  94. Bella the Gothic Chick
    Bella the Gothic Chick
    3 päeva tagasi

    In my opinion I don't mind the editing simply because I'm more of a visual person and I like seeing all the editing besides it's creativity and I support the art of it, it's not easy to edit but go ham with what ya know how to do and enjoy doing it 😎👌👏

  95. alpacaofthemountain
    alpacaofthemountain
    3 päeva tagasi

    The chance of this video being bad is as rare as.these odds

  96. Cyber Runner
    Cyber Runner
    3 päeva tagasi

    Some of the edits are actually really good, but I recommend you let some jokes just play out without editing! Saves you a lot of time and doesn't over do it. (You're doing great dude! Welcome to the family ^^)